Mark: (trying to explain stepping out on faith to Aidan) It's like stepping off a cliff and knowing that God is going to catch you (or something along these lines...I can't remember the exact analogy, but it was about a cliff).
Aidan: Why don't you just turn around and walk away from the cliff? (duh)
Mark: So what do you think about moving?
Aidan: Well, part of me thinks it could be really bad. And, the other part of me agrees with the first part.
Aidan: (while driving through a small town near where we are going to live) Wow, this town is what they call a "fixer-upper."
This one has nothing to do with moving, but is still funny:
Ella: Are the Veggie Tales real?
Me: No, it's a cartoon.
Ella: Well, who's singing then?
Me: It's just people pretending to be vegetables.
Ella: That's really weird.
We've had many misadventures while trying to rent our house. And they all seem to involve the restroom.
For starters, we had potential renters show up an hour early! I should have told them to come back, but we really want to get our house rented, so I said it was fine. I had 6 kids here and we had just gotten back from swimming, so it was a little hectic. I rushed all the kids to the car so we could get out of here quickly. In doing this, I forgot Anna's diaper bag. When we got to our friends house, she was in desperate need of a diaper. "What's the worst that could happen?" someone said. I took her soaking wet diaper off, wrapped her in a towel and headed home...surely she could make it home without incident, right? Wrong. She pooped. And it was the worst poo you can imagine...of all the times to have diarrhea. Seriously. All over her, all over the car seat...but surprisingly very little on the towel. You're welcome for that visual.
When we got home, the Realtor had locked our new kittens (that's a whole other story) out of the bathroom where their litter box was. So, guess what I got to clean up. More poop.
So, I decided to take the kittens to Arkansas so Mark could take care of them for a bit. While we were gone, we had a showing and the Realtor let our outside cat in the house...and left her in...all weekend. With no litter box, food or water. So, guess what I got to clean up? I'm really glad she was okay. I'm not sure how much longer she could have made it without water. :(
And one final incident...we were getting ready for a showing this week. I noticed that the kids had left some clothes on the bathroom floor, so I asked them to put them in the hamper. When I walked by again, they were gone. So, naturally, I assumed the kids had picked them up. When we got home that afternoon, I went into the kids' bathroom and guess what I found in the toilet. Yep, the kids' clothes, a couple of diapers and 3 bath toys. Have I mentioned that Anna has developed a fascination with toilets lately? I hope the potential renters enjoyed that little spectacle. And I hope the big kids learn to pick up their clothes when asked...or else they're going in the potty.
So that's been our life lately...2 more days and NO MORE showings to get ready for...alone...with 3 kids and a half dozen pets. Hopefully, I can make it.
And one more funny thing...would you care to guess what both Aidan and Ella have been worried about lately? Leaving friends? Leaving church? Leaving family...yes, but the main worry they've been talking about the last few days? They are worried that Santa won't be able to find them in the woods. It IS in the middle of nowhere...and there are lots of trees. We'll have to get a spot light for Santa.
Have a good LONG weekend...and if you don't have anything to do, I know some people that could use help moving. :)
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| Ella fishing in the pond |
