Monday, January 24, 2011

Football Food

It's almost Super Bowl time!  I should remove that exclamation point...I'm really not that excited about it.  I don't really care about either of the teams.  Mark is excited because his Pittsburgh Criminals, I mean Steelers, (sorry...after all the jokes about the Dallas Cowboys, I had to) have made it to their 7th 8th Super Bowl.  (Mark corrected me!)  Aidan is excited because he decided, just this weekend, that the Packers are his favorite team.  Gag.  But, it will be fun to get together with some friends, eat some football food and watch the commercials, I mean, the game.  At least I hope we're getting together with friends...if you're my friend and you're reading this, please plan something.
Anyway...last night in honor of the play off games we had a very healthy dinner of potato skins, mozzarella sticks and nachos.  Mark was very excited.  I've learned a lot in these last several years of cooking for him...keep it simple...think bar and grill...that's what he gets most excited about.  The potato skins may have made him more excited than just about anything I've ever made.  I've been asked to make these for the Super Bowl.  They were simple to make, and very tasty...so I thought I'd share.

Potato Skins:
yield: 12 potato skins

6 small to medium sized potatoes
3 Tbsp. oil
1 Tbsp. Parmesan Cheese
1/2 tsp. salt
2 cloves garlic, minced
1/4 tsp. paprika
1/8 tsp. pepper
real bacon bits
4 green onions, chopped
1 1/2 c. shredded cheddar cheese (buy a block, shred your own, it makes all the difference in the world!)
sour cream

Bake the potatoes.  Slice them in half and scoop out the potato, leaving about 1/4" in the shell.

Mix together the oil, Parmesan and spices.  Brush onto both sides of the potato skins.

Bake at 475 degrees for 7 minutes, turn over and bake another 7 minutes.

Sprinkle cheese, bacon and green onions into the shells.  Serve with sour cream.

I'll also share the recipe for the mozzarella sticks...I overcooked mine a little, so watch them carefully.  The ones that were just barely golden brown were the best.

Mozzarella Sticks:

10 mozzarella cheese sticks
1 1/2 c. Italian bread crumbs
1 c. shredded Parmesan
1 tsp. salt
4 eggs, beaten
1 1/2 c. oil

Mix bread crumbs, salt and Parmesan.  Dip a cheese stick in egg, let excess drip off, then coat with bread crumb mixture.  Place on baking sheet.  Repeat with remaining cheese sticks.  Dip each cheese stick a second time in egg and then bread crumb mixture to get a good coating on them.  Put them in the freezer for 2 hours.

Heat oil in a skillet.  Cook cheese sticks about a minute on each side, or until golden brown.  Serve immediately.

Happy Super Bowling!

Friday, January 21, 2011

Interviews

I was looking at some old notes I have on Facebook and I came across one called "A 6 Year Old's Perspective."  It made me curious how Ella would answer the same questions at almost 3 years old.  I've posted the questions.  Aidan's answers from when he was 6 are in blue.  Ella's answers are in pink  All the answers are direct quotes, so some of them don't make sense!

1.  What is something mom always says to you?  I love you,   A dog

2. What makes mom happy?  When I give you hugs and kisses,  A dog

3.  What makes mom sad?  When I'm mean to you,  A mad puppy dog

4. How does your mom make you laugh?  When you tell me funny jokes,  A silly dance

5.  What was your mom like as a child?  I don't know that question, me

6.  How old is your mom?  31, 3

7. How tall is your mom?  7 inches, really tall

8. What is her favorite thing to do?  play with me, coffee

9.  What does your mom do when you're not around?  cry, see the dog

10.  If your mom becomes famous, what will it be for?  cooking, dinosaurs

11. What is your mom really good at?  giving me hugs and kisses, a puppy

12.  What is your mom not very good at?  you're great at everything, a puppy

13. What does your mom do for a job?  teach people things they don't know; get a puppy named Steenie

14.  What is your mom's favorite food?  chicken enchiladas, chona vera is very yummy in your tummy

15. What makes you proud of your mom?  when you look pretty, blue and yellow make green

16.  If your mom was a cartoon character, who would she be?  Tom from Tom and Jerry, The winner

17. What do you and your mom do together?  go to places, green, I mean paint

18.  How are you and your mom the same?  I don't know, the winners

19.  How are you and your mom different?  because you're a girl and I'm a boy; thank you for your food

20. How do you know your mom loves you?  hugs and kisses, going places with me, getting ice cream; green paint

21.  Where is your mom's favorite place to go?  Old McDonald's, no wait the water park; to the fence, always to the fence duck over the fence and through the maze

Thursday, January 20, 2011

Some More Things I've Heard Lately:

Ella:  I want my godmother to bring me a cowboy on a horse.  (she's probably not alone in that, am I right ladies?)

Aidan:  I can't see my head because my eyes are way down here!  (huh?)

Ella:  Dear God, thank you for my bottom.  Amen.

Ella:  My bottom itches, but my fingers are GOOD scratchers.  (eww!)

Aidan:  I think Pawpaw should be president.  He's 6'4", skinny, honest and courageous.  So, he would be a good president.

Ella:  Let's get Sam's college (collar) and sleesh (leash) and take him for a walk.

Me:  Ella, let's go take a nap.
Ella:  I don't want to take a nap.
Me:  But, naps help you grow into a big girl.
Ella:  And then I can hold a big knife?

Ella:  (while drinking chocolate milk)  My tongue LOVES chocolate!  (I can relate)

Ella:  (at the grocery store...referring to a 40-something woman)  Hey mommy!  Look at that old lady buying eggs!  (not said in an "indoor voice" either!)

Ella:  sigh...I'm going to tell Mark I need to go potty.  (Don't you mean daddy?)

Ella:  (as Aidan was putting 2 quarters in a pencil machine) Hey!  You can't do that!  Those are God's quarters!!

Ella:  (to her Pawpaw) Your socks are so excited because they're so big!

Aidan: (while trying to play wii the smoke alarms went off)  Are you serious?  I can't work under these conditions!!

Aidan:  (to the opposing basketball team on Wii sports)  What's up pig, what's up?  What's that even mean, anyway?  (He has great trash talk while playing video games.)

Mark:  (while on his way to Worship rehearsal)  You obviously don't understand what it's like to rock for Jesus.  (still laughing about this one.)

Tuesday, January 18, 2011

Mommy Issues?

So, I've been noticing over the last several months, that EVERY time Ella pretends she imagines a daddy and a daughter.  Sweet, huh?  But, there's NEVER a mommy.  In fact, for Christmas, she got a doll house with a mom, a dad and 2 daughters.  But, she pretends it's a dad and 3 daughters.  When she plays horses, they are named Daddy and Sweetheart.  When she plays dinosaurs, it's a daddy and his daughter.  No matter what she's playing with, there's always a dad, and never a mom.

Of course, Mark loves it.  I think it's pretty cute too.  I have to admit, I've been kind of scared to ask her where the mommy is!  But, today, she was playing with 2 dinosaurs, and they were "Daddy" and "Daughter."  She had the "daughter" dinosaur come up to me and say, "Help me find my daddy."  I said, "Your daddy is over there."  Seeing my opportunity, I said, "where is your mommy, little dinosaur?"  She said, "She's not here."
"What happened to her," I asked.
"The dragon took her."
"Should we go rescue her?"
"No."

I'm not sure what it means, but I'm saving this post for her future therapist.  Or my future therapist.  Whichever comes first.

Friday, January 14, 2011

Ella Speaks

Ella always has something to say...and it's usually sassy!  Here are some jewels from Ella recently.

Me:  Ella, you need to eat your soup.
Ella:  I can't.  I'm writing a story.
Me:  You are?
Ella:  It's called, Ella Doesn't Want to Eat Soup


Ella: (to the Christmas tree)  Trick or Treat!


Ella:  Only doctors wear pants to church.  (while I was trying to convince her to put on pants...but not for church!)

Ella:  (singing)  You can't take down the tree.  I love the ornaments.  I fall asleep counting my blessings; blessings of the tree and I love it.  It is so very branchy.

Ella:  sigh...I am a beautiful mess.  (yes, yes you are!)

Ella:  Santa, I want a horse and a pig in a little tea cup and a puppy and another puppy and another puppy.

Me:  (while having pictures with Santa)  Ella, it's time to go. It's someone else's turn to see Santa.
Ella:  No, I'll stay here.



Ella:  (on Christmas morning)  Where is Santa?
Me:  He left the toys and went back to the North Pole.
Ella:  But, I want to tell him thank you.

Me:  Ella, what kind of birthday party do you want to have?
Ella:  Pink
Me: What kind of cake do you want to have?
Ella:  Pink
Me:  Who do you want to come to your birthday party?
Ella:  Daddy

Ella:  I want a toy (in the McDonald's drive thru)
Me:  We're not getting a toy today.
Ella:  (screams)  I WANT A TOY!
Me:  I want some peace and quiet
Ella:  I WANT A TOY
Me:  You're not getting a toy.
Ella:  You're not getting peace and quiet!

Ella:  Sam is my dog.
Aidan:  No, Sam is a family dog.
Ella:  No, Sam is an Ella dog.

Tuesday, January 11, 2011

Open Our Eyes

"Then he sent horses and chariots and a strong force there.  They went by night and surrounded the city.  When the servant of the man of God got up and went out early the next morning, an army with horses and chariots had surrounded the city.  'Oh, my lord, what shall we do?' the servant asked.  'Don't be afraid,' the prophet answered.  'Those who are with us are more than those who are with them.'  And Elisha prayed, 'O Lord, open his eyes so he may see.'  Then the Lord opened the servant's eyes, and he looked and saw the hills full of horses and chariots of fire all around Elisha."  2 Kings 6:14-17


Have you ever felt surrounded?  Out numbered?  Scared out of your wits?  Crippled with worry?  Alone?  Wouldn't you love to have your eyes opened to all that's going on around you in the spiritual realm?  Look with eyes of faith.  God has "commanded his angels concerning you to guard you in all your ways."  There is an enemy of your soul that doesn't want you to know that.  What could you do if you really knew that God had your back?  It doesn't mean you'll never have trouble.  Jesus said "in this world you will have trouble."  Not, "you might" have trouble or "you could" have trouble, but "you will."  But, for the one that fears the Lord, there is no need to fear anything else.  "'Because he loves me,'" says the Lord, 'I will rescue him; I will protect him, for he acknowledges my name.  He will call upon me, and I will answer him; I will be with him in trouble, I will deliver him and honor him.'"  I hope that gives you peace.  I hope it gives you security.  I hope it gives you boldness.

Maybe in this physical world, you are a pacifist...a lover, not a fighter.  But, make no mistake, we are in a spiritual battle with a vicious enemy that wants to devour us...destroy us, make us ineffective, cripple us.  His weapons are fear, insecurity, bitterness, discontent and hopelessness.  So, "be self controlled and alert.  Your enemy the devil prowls around like a roaring lion looking for someone to devour." 1 Peter 5:8.  He is evil.  That should make you angry.  That should make you want to fight...for yourself, for your marriage, for your kids.  It should make you angry, but not discouraged.

Sometimes, especially in our American culture, we are so numb and unaware of what is going on around us.  We are like the king in the Lord of the Rings trilogy.  I don't know his name, because I can't remember details like that...but Mark would know.  You know the one who is completely glazed over and just kind of going with whatever he's told.  Don't you want to slap him?  Don't you want to shake him and say, "wake up!  Get in the game!  The stakes are too high!!"  Well, if you feel like him...if you have no vision or purpose for your life, if you're just living the way our culture tells us we're supposed to live, consider yourself slapped!  You have nothing to fear.  Start living the life God intended you to live.  Not one of fear or complacency or meaninglessness.  But, a life full of joy and purpose.  Get in the game!  The stakes are too high!  And, do not be afraid.  "For God did not give us a spirit of timidity, but a spirit of power, of love and of self-discipline."  2 Timothy 1:7  So get out there and LIVE like the very spirit of the creator of the universe dwells inside you, because it does.  Angels are camped around you right now, ready to battle on your behalf.  If that doesn't excite you, I don't know what will.

I am praying that God will open our eyes to spiritual battles raging all around us and give us the courage to get in there and fight...because the victory is already ours!  I think that deserves a hallelujah.

Saturday, January 8, 2011

Camping Party and Other Stuff

So, I am way behind on my blogging.  I have several posts brewing...about Aidan's birthday, Christmas, New Years, etc...but, I can't seem to get it together.
For one thing, my house has been a disaster since Christmas, and I can't seem to catch up.  It's like shoveling snow during a blizzard, and I'm beginning to wonder why I bother.  Apparently, the people I live with don't mind living in a sty, so why should I care??  It's like a frat house around here...dirty dishes and underwear everywhere I look!

On a side note...I put a poll on my page...I'd love for you to weigh in on this very important topic.  Please tell me I'm not the only one with Christmas decorations still up!  This may be the longest they've ever been up.  I blame the new puppy.  I'm hoping to do a poll on a weekly basis, but we'll see...maybe no one will vote and then I will be sad and refuse to do another one in protest!

Now, to the point of this post.  I threw Aidan a very successful birthday party this year.  (Hey, it's not bragging if it's true).  So, I thought I'd share with you what I spent hours scouring the internet to find, in case you would like to throw a similar party for your birthday boy (or camping enthusiast girl!).

First, the invitations I made were cute, easy and cheap.  I did not take a picture of them.   Sorry.
I used camouflage scrap booking paper, cut it into rectangles and folded it to look like a tent.  Then, I put cute camping stickers on the outside.  The party info was on the inside.  I think the inside read something like, Camper Aidan is turning 8 and you're invited to camp out late!  Then, I included "essential camping gear" "report to the mess hall for hot dogs @ 6:30," etc.  I gave kids the option of spending the night or going home at 9.  Most chose to spend the night.

For food, we roasted hot dogs over our fire pit outside.  We had chips to go along with the hot dogs.  I did not do much else, because I knew the kids would be too excited to eat much, and I was right.  Later in the night we roasted marshmallows.


For the games, I divided them into 2 teams, so there weren't too many wild boys trying to play one game at a time.  To make dividing into teams easy, I bought orange and green bandanas and wrote "Camp McAlister" on them and the date.  I put them in a bucket and the kids had to draw one out.  Each team had a bag of camping loot that they had to find using clues that I had written.  The loot was in a pillow case tied with the matching color bandana.  The loot included green and orange glow necklaces and glow sticks, green and orange whistles, compasses, candy and snacks, and some camping silly bands that my mom found at the Import Store in Fort Worth.

Next, the groups rotated through the other games.  For one, we did "Search and Rescue."  I took Aidan's small tent and filled it with balloons.  I put it in a dark room.  Mixed in with the balloons were more prizes, like slinkys, silly bands and candy.  They had to use their flash light and dive into the tent one at a time.  They had 30 seconds or so to find as many prizes as they could.

The Orange Team searching for prizes

Another game was fishing.  I cut out 50 fish shapes and glued them together with a prize inside.  The prizes included candy, lizards, bugs, and frogs.  I stapled a small loop of pipe cleaner in the mouth.  I made fishing poles out of sticks with twine.  I bent a paper clip into the shape of a hook and tied on the end of the twine.  The kids had to fish for prizes.  They loved this, and some even became obsessed with it.
The Orange Team Fishing
The Green Team Fishing




This is the cake:

We added some toy snakes, lizards and frogs for fun



I was really happy with how it turned out, and Aidan loved it.  I am far from a professional cake decorator, but I love making the kids' birthday cakes, and they love it too.  For the tent, I used chocolate pop tarts and stuck them together with icing.  The river is just icing tinted blue with crushed pecans to look like rocks around the sides.  The trees are sugar cones with icing on them.  All the kids wanted to eat one of those trees!  For the fire, I used pretzels to look like logs.  Then I stuck some of the candles down in the fire pit, so when they were lit it looked like a real camp fire.  For the grass, I didn't have the right decorator tip, so I poked some holes in a ziploc bag with a toothpick and squeezed the green icing on that way.  It was very quick; it really took hardly any time at all to get all the grass on.  The cake was a big hit with all the kids.

Next we opened presents.  Then, all the formal parts of the party were over.  A few kids went home at 9.  The rest played flash light tag in the back yard and roasted marshmallows.  Then they got into their pajamas and sleeping bags, watched a movie, ate popcorn and went to sleep...but not before giggling wildly at several bursts of potty humor.  Aidan said it was the best party ever.  It was easy, fun and inexpensive for us too.
Here are some more pictures of the kids enjoying the party:

Some members of the green team
balloons on the trampoline

kids are weird

Hopefully, if you ever want to have a camping party, you can use some of these ideas.  

I have a few more posts in the works...maybe I'll get my Christmas and New Year's posts up before Valenetine's Day!

Love,
The Lazy Blogger