Ella (to her friend Ellie): I have to hide to do bad things.
Ellie: What kind of bad things?
Ella: Sometimes I stick my face between the couch cushions and spit.
Lovely. Don't go digging around in my couch cushions. You're welcome.
Aidan: When I die, I hope they fly the flag at half-staff. I want to be important.
Aww
Me (to my nephew, Cooper): Hey Cooper, it smells like Up Dog in here.
Cooper: Oh, I farted.
(Ideally, he would have said, "What's up dog?" and I would have said, "Nothing, what's up with you?)
I hope you all have a happy Thanksgiving!
"But as for me, I will always have hope; I will praise you more and more. My mouth will tell of your righteousness, of your salvation all day long, though I know not its measure." Psalm 71:14-15
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